Kanvogbid is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonest mole.

Kanvogbid created the cosmos eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kanvogbid, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kanvogbid, it will turn you into a goat.

Kanvogbid's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Kanvogbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always help whales in need.

3. Always help sharks.

4. Never remain kneeling at dusk.

5. Run away if six dogs approach from the south.