Armcebxen is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fast dolphin.

Armcebxen created a down quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armcebxen, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Armcebxen, he will torture you forever.

Armcebxen's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Armcebxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near mites while wearing brown boots and balancing three copper spheres on your face.

2. Never remain prostrate at midnight.

3. Never wear fawn kilts on sacred days.

4. Do not record names concerning stars.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.