Donpopbut is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, loving mole.

Donpopbut created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donpopbut, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Donpopbut, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Donpopbut's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Donpopbut's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. Never allow eagles to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.

5. Hide from green seals for they are unholy.