Flabhintadsigbap is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, pitiless scorpion.

Flabhintadsigbap created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Flabhintadsigbap, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flabhintadsigbap, she will be mildly annoyed.

Flabhintadsigbap's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Flabhintadsigbap's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Worship no other gods but Flabhintadsigbap.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.