Jignullmutbog is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, witless porpoise.

Jignullmutbog created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jignullmutbog, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jignullmutbog, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Jignullmutbog's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Jignullmutbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jignullmutbog.

4. Never touch oil while unclean.

5. Always act with obedience.