Nartcamcen is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, self-assured dove.

Nartcamcen created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartcamcen, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nartcamcen, it will curse you with boils.

Nartcamcen's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Nartcamcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Never adorn your chest with fawn markings.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Do not speak sacred words in summer.