Kiktapgig is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, temperamental naga.

Kiktapgig created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Kiktapgig, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kiktapgig, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Kiktapgig's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Kiktapgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

3. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Kiktapgig in the centre of the settlement.

4. Run away if seven tortoises approach from the east.

5. Do not make images of living things.