Henmabbot is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, idiotic zebra.

Henmabbot created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Henmabbot, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Henmabbot, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Henmabbot's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Henmabbot's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Do not travel during spring.

3. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

4. Do not dye your hair magenta.

5. Always count to eight before sleeping.