Bonbidlog Ortxuckcan is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, all-knowing goose.

Bonbidlog Ortxuckcan created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonbidlog Ortxuckcan, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bonbidlog Ortxuckcan, it will turn you into a hamster.

Bonbidlog Ortxuckcan's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Bonbidlog Ortxuckcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your back toward the south during prayer.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not speak about lentils.

4. Never record numbers.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bonbidlog Ortxuckcan.