Gomhivloop is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, bad-tempered skunk.

Gomhivloop created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomhivloop, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gomhivloop, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Gomhivloop's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Gomhivloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always cleanse water with water.

3. Always look after injured mites.

4. Always act with obedience.

5. Never tolerate cries in holy places.