Kikmumhug is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, fast dragon.

Kikmumhug created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikmumhug, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kikmumhug, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Kikmumhug's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Kikmumhug's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kikmumhug.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Always wear plain ear rings during rituals.