Bogdunmetduss is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, two-faced troll.

Bogdunmetduss created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Bogdunmetduss, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bogdunmetduss, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bogdunmetduss' most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Bogdunmetduss' Holy Commandments

1. Bogdunmetduss loves seals, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not resist chaos.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Do not place rice upon stone.

5. You must love Bogdunmetduss.