Largflapfemstik is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, confident snake.

Largflapfemstik created the world four million years ago.

If you believe in Largflapfemstik, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Largflapfemstik, he will destroy your favourite star.

Largflapfemstik's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Largflapfemstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Largflapfemstik.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never stain your back with mauve.

5. Remain prostrate during prayer.