Bestgomrig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fussy skunk.

Bestgomrig created a down quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Bestgomrig, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bestgomrig, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bestgomrig's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Bestgomrig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Bestgomrig must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.