Nuttettirot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, annoying mink.

Nuttettirot created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttettirot, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nuttettirot, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Nuttettirot's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Nuttettirot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick goats.

2. Run away if five frogs approach from the north.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

5. Do not kill whales.