Rullgovdun is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unsympathetic troll.

Rullgovdun created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullgovdun, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rullgovdun, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Rullgovdun's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Rullgovdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet mauve.

2. Never sprint in holy places.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Do not make images of living things.