Veencetfom is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, calm gnu.

Veencetfom created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veencetfom, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Veencetfom, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Veencetfom's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Veencetfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.