Rotgonratstig Tadflanwit is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, grumpy alligator.

Rotgonratstig Tadflanwit created carbon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rotgonratstig Tadflanwit, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rotgonratstig Tadflanwit, he will destroy your home planet.

Rotgonratstig Tadflanwit's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Rotgonratstig Tadflanwit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Rotgonratstig Tadflanwit in the centre of the settlement.

2. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Rotgonratstig Tadflanwit in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never sing near moths.

4. Remain bowed during prayer.

5. Never talk about spacetime.