Lun is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, merciless turtle.

Lun created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lun, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lun, she will turn you into a duck.

Lun's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Lun's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Lun in the centre of the settlement.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never speak of order in the presence of strangers.