Fodwikbud is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, boastful raccoon.

Fodwikbud created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fodwikbud, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fodwikbud, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fodwikbud's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Fodwikbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove hats before entering holy places.

2. Never speak aloud of names.

3. Never cross forests at dusk.

4. Do not speak about cucumbers.

5. Never feed lentils to aardvarks while wearing skirts.