Henlarpboss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, sapient hare.

Henlarpboss created the cosmos nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Henlarpboss, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Henlarpboss, he will turn you into a dog.

Henlarpboss' most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Henlarpboss' Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

2. Never write about thermodynamics.

3. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never talk about spacetime near otters while wearing mauve ear rings and balancing three iron spheres on your chest.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.