Vinkabditpaddissrut is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, calm human.

Vinkabditpaddissrut created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinkabditpaddissrut, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Vinkabditpaddissrut, she will strike you with lightening.

Vinkabditpaddissrut's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Vinkabditpaddissrut's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to eight before sleeping.

2. Never think about quantum field theory.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.