Wiplarnspagripsak is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, conceited coyote.

Wiplarnspagripsak created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wiplarnspagripsak, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wiplarnspagripsak, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Wiplarnspagripsak's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Wiplarnspagripsak's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never record numbers.

3. Always store bread above ground.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not speak of the weak nuclear force near sacred fires.