Yattfodfagrut is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, idiotic chinchilla.

Yattfodfagrut created a top quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattfodfagrut, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yattfodfagrut, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Yattfodfagrut's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Yattfodfagrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never adorn your legs with red markings.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yattfodfagrut.

4. Always count to eight before sleeping.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching tin.