Yattjatflig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthinking goat.

Yattjatflig created the world three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattjatflig, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yattjatflig, it will remove you from existence.

Yattjatflig's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Yattjatflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never gather three frogs near towers.

3. Retreat if four badgers approach from the west.

4. Put Yattjatflig first in all things.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.