Pidraglak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, happy narwhal.

Pidraglak created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pidraglak, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pidraglak, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Pidraglak's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Pidraglak's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

2. Never feed lots of wheat to aardvarks while wearing mauve kilts.

3. Do not step barefoot upon red earth.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not chop down trees.