Gilsoghud Vognartbon is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-confident fairy.

Gilsoghud Vognartbon created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilsoghud Vognartbon, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gilsoghud Vognartbon, it will ignore you.

Gilsoghud Vognartbon's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Gilsoghud Vognartbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your head with green.

2. Always look after injured dogs.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not prepare parsnips while filled with pride.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching zinc.