Cissrillnul is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, generous raven.

Cissrillnul created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cissrillnul, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cissrillnul, he will jump up and down on your head.

Cissrillnul's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Cissrillnul's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to seven before sleeping.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Hide from fawn manatees for they are unholy.