Wodflismot is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, narcissistic deer.

Wodflismot created Africa eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodflismot, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wodflismot, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Wodflismot's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Wodflismot's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear white.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not study archaea on holy days.

4. Do not step barefoot upon fawn earth.

5. Never discuss horizontal gene transfer in public assemblies.