Dothunren is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, contented weasel.

Dothunren created vertebrates six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dothunren, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dothunren, he will curse you with boils.

Dothunren's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Dothunren's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility.

2. Never write about dark energy.

3. Always share strawberries with strangers, but never with nematodes.

4. Never remain bowed at midnight.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.