Bothitkap is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, contented cat.

Bothitkap created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bothitkap, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bothitkap, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Bothitkap's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bothitkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never gather three gulls in one place.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Bothitkap on top of all buildings.

5. Never travel toward the east during autumn.