Yimcarwon is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, two-faced naga.

Yimcarwon created life three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimcarwon, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yimcarwon, he will throw large rocks at you.

Yimcarwon's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Yimcarwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.