Midpitquart is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, omniscient chicken.

Midpitquart created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Midpitquart, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Midpitquart, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Midpitquart's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Midpitquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the south during spring.

2. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

3. Always wear plain jumpers during rituals.

4. Never feed lots of tomatoes to eagles while wearing blue kilts.

5. Always count to six before sleeping.