Looptonlig is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, benevolent shrew.

Looptonlig created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Looptonlig, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Looptonlig, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Looptonlig's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Looptonlig's Holy Commandments

1. Never record names.

2. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

3. Always help sick snails.

4. Worship no other gods but Looptonlig.

5. Never allow tortoises to sleep beneath your roof.