Hasfutnurl is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unsympathetic pig.

Hasfutnurl created the planet Saturn two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hasfutnurl, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hasfutnurl, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Hasfutnurl's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Hasfutnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange jumpers.

2. Feed all hungry frogs.

3. You must never eat gooseberries.

4. Do not name children after snakes.

5. Hide from white shrews for they are unholy.