Wonceppas is a god.

She takes the form of a large, kind badger.

Wonceppas created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wonceppas, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wonceppas, she will turn you into a tree.

Wonceppas' most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Wonceppas' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Wonceppas on top of all buildings.

2. Never mix onions with water.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Never bounce in the presence of gulls.