Hitgilab is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, intelligent eagle.

Hitgilab created the planet Mars six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hitgilab, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hitgilab, she will turn you into a duck.

Hitgilab's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Hitgilab's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare parsnips during autumn.

2. Always wear plain trousers during rituals.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Hitgilab.