Appwitlab is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, compassionate donkey.

Appwitlab created Mount Everest eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appwitlab, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Appwitlab, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Appwitlab's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Appwitlab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at towers at midnight.

2. Always help sick mites.

3. Do not contemplate quantum gravity during the night.

4. Never talk about manatees.

5. Never feed lots of corn to capybaras while wearing purple kilts.