Zentigwan is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, quiet centipede.

Zentigwan created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zentigwan, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Zentigwan, it will turn you into a snail.

Zentigwan's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Zentigwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross crossroads at midday.

2. Never carve symbols of stars into wood.

3. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never think ill of sick voles.