Konget is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, prudent warg.

Konget created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konget, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Konget, he will make you grow a tail.

Konget's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Konget's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never eat aubergines on holy days.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not fashion tools from lead.