Fligbuncen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, charitable human.

Fligbuncen created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligbuncen, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fligbuncen, it will cry a lot.

Fligbuncen's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Fligbuncen's Holy Commandments

1. Never record secrets.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Do not keep four great tits in a large pit.

4. Never gather three foxes near wells.

5. Hide if six pigs approach from the south.