Gofbundabbonkdagpag is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, conceited salamander.

Gofbundabbonkdagpag created the world six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gofbundabbonkdagpag, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gofbundabbonkdagpag, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gofbundabbonkdagpag's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Gofbundabbonkdagpag's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry horses.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near manatees while wearing turquoise ear rings and balancing three platinum spheres on your face.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Never adorn your arms with black markings.

5. Do not drink alcohol.