Kikflyxem is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, amazing shrew.

Kikflyxem created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kikflyxem, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kikflyxem, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Kikflyxem's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Kikflyxem's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove scarves before touching silicon.

2. Kikflyxem must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never discuss nucleic acids in public assemblies.

4. Always remove dresses before entering holy places.

5. Heed all visions.