Wadort is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, caring human.

Wadort created Africa five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadort, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wadort, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wadort's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Wadort's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow gulls to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always look after injured squirrels.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.