Cudbugmum is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, merciful jackal.

Cudbugmum created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudbugmum, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cudbugmum, she will boil you in a big pot.

Cudbugmum's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Cudbugmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never skip in spring.

5. Never go into blue rooms.