Kenpigtag is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, almighty wolf.

Kenpigtag created a photon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kenpigtag, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kenpigtag, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Kenpigtag's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Kenpigtag's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching silver.

2. Always remove dresses before entering holy places.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Run away if eight geese approach from the south.

5. Never approach mountains carrying bone.