Arpcissbot is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, impressive sheep.

Arpcissbot created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arpcissbot, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Arpcissbot, it will turn you into a mouse.

Arpcissbot's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Arpcissbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your back toward the south during prayer.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Remain standing during prayer.