Censtikwan is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, annoying goblin.

Censtikwan created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Censtikwan, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Censtikwan, it will cry a lot.

Censtikwan's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Censtikwan's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Never write about photosynthesis.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching tin.