Bastquamnelljadgemzod is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, staggering lizard.

Bastquamnelljadgemzod created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastquamnelljadgemzod, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bastquamnelljadgemzod, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bastquamnelljadgemzod's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bastquamnelljadgemzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of spacetime near sacred fires.

2. Never cross forests at dusk.

3. Do not hurt swans.

4. Do not wear coats marked with mauve.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near aardvarks while wearing black scarves and balancing five carbon spheres on your face.