Godnakhub is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, effective wren.

Godnakhub created vertebrates four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godnakhub, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Godnakhub, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Godnakhub's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Godnakhub's Holy Commandments

1. Always share nuts with strangers, but never with aardvarks.

2. Never pray while filled with joy.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics.

4. Do not record numbers concerning galaxies.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.